The Gal Who Invented Kissing

The Gal Who Invented Kissing - Hank Snow

I loved a gal who invented kissin'

I don't recall her name

But I do believe

That gal should sit high up

In the hall of fame

Until she came along just think

What we were missin'

That's why today I'm shoutin' hooray

For the gal who invented kissin'

She taught the fellows how

To smooth instead of holdin' hands

She showed them how to steel a kiss

Like they do in foreign land

Until she came along just think

What they were missin'

Love was very nice

But as cold as ice to that gal

Who invented kissin'

She showed the girls how pucker up

And roll their pretty eyes

And she showed them how to kiss hello

And how to kiss goodbye

Until she came along just think

What they were missin'

They could only cook or read a book

Till that gal who invented kissin'

Mr Edison he invented the lights

Mr Bell the telephone

And Columbus found America

Their names're all well known

But till she came along this

World had somethin' missin'

And I'm tellin' you there was nothin'

To do till that gal invented kissin'

She ever knows how to kiss so fire

And how to kiss goodnight

On every kind of hug and kiss

She holds a copy rhyme

And I had my wish the only thing I'm wishin'

Is to make a date and stay out late

With the gal who invented kissin'