If My Friends Could See Me Now

If they could see me now

That little gang of mine

I'm eatin' fancy chow and drinkin' fancy wine

I'd like those stumble bums

To see for a fact

The kind of top drawer first rate chums I attract

All I can say is Wow ee

Look a where I am

Tonight I landed POW

Right in a pot of jam

What a setup holy cow

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now

If they could see me now

My little dusty group

Traipsin' round this million dollar chicken coop

I'd hear those thrift shop cats say Brother get her

Draped on a bedspread made from three kinds of fur

All I can say is Wow

Wait till the riff and raff

See just exactly how

He signed his autograph

What a build up holy cow

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now

If they could see me now

Alone with Mr V

Who's waitin' on me like he was a maitre'd

I hear my buddies sayin' Crazy what gives

Tonight she's living like the other half lives

To think the highest brow

Which I must say is he

Should pick the lowest brow

Which there's no doubt is me

What a step up holy cow

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now

They'd never believe it

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now

Hi girls it's me Charity