Listen to Punky's Dilemma (Live) song with lyrics from Simon & Garfunkel

Punky's Dilemma (Live)

Simon & Garfunkel8 May 2019

Punky's Dilemma (Live) Lyrics

Wish I was a

Kellogg's

Cornflake

Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies

Relaxin' awhile livin' in style

Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays

L A Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an

English muffin '

Bout to make the most out of a toaster

I'd ease myself down

Comin' up brown

I prefer boysenberry

More than any ordinary jam

I'm a Citizens for Boysenberry Jam fan

Ah South

California

If I become a first lieutenant

Would you put my photo on your piano

To Maryjane

Best wishes

Martin

Old Roger draft-dodger Leavin' by the basement door

Everybody knows when he's

 

Tippy-toeing down that floor

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