我也曾经像你一样 Lyrics
The Wedgie - Carla Ulbrich
It was a dark and stormy night
There was no avoiding my destiny
I tried to put up a fight
But there was no escaping the wedgie
I'd rather get the rack i'd rather walk the plank
Than have to relive that vertical yank
I live with the impending feeling of doom
From that close encounter with the fruit of the loom
The wedgie
If i ever had a question
I am sure now of what i believe
The preacher was right when he said sunday night
It is better to give than receive
The wedgie
I thought i had almost forgotten the trauma
Forgiven the people who'd done me so wrong
Til my recent vacation the sunny bahamas
And everyone there was wearing a thong
Flashbacks seizures heart palpitations
An untimely end to my lovely vacation
My friends mike and dan say they can't understand
Why i can't put it all' behind me
The wedgie
I found a therapist in the field
Many dollars and several months later
We finally conclude it was my attitude
Fear is great but a brave act is greater
I would never adjust 'til i did what i must
And so nervous and frightened and edgy
I approached my best friend reached out toward his rear end
And with all of my might pulled to maximum height
And i screamed out in triumph
Wedgiea