Along Came Jones

Along Came Jones - The Coasters

I plopped down in my easy chair

And turned on Channel 2

A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam

Was chasing poor Sweet Sue

He trapped her in the old sawmill

And said with an evil laugh

If you don't give me the deed to your ranch

I'll saw you all in half

And then he grabbed her

And then

He tied her up

And then

He turned on the bandsaw

And then and then

And then along came Jones

Tall thin Jones

Slow-walking Jones

Slow-talking Jones

Along came long lean lanky Jones

Commercial came on

So I got up to get myself a snack

You should've seen what was going on

By the time that I got back

Down in the old abandoned mine

Sweet Sue was having fits

That villain said

Give me the deed to your ranch

Or I'll blow you all to bits

And then he grabbed her

And then

He tied her up

And then

He lit the fuse to the dynamite

And then and then

And then along came Jones

Tall thin Jones

Slow-walking Jones

Slow-talking Jones

Along came long lean lanky Jones

I got so bugged I turned it off

And turned on another show

But there was the same old shoot-'em-up

And the same old rodeo

Salty Sam was trying to stuff

Sweet Sue in a burlap sack

He said

If you don't give me the deed to your ranch

I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks

And then he grabbed her

And then

He tied her up

And then

A train started coming

And then and then

And then along came Jones

Tall thin Jones

Slow-walking Jones

Slow-talking Jones

Along came long lean lanky Jones

Along came long lean lanky Jones

Along came long lean lanky Jones

Along came long lean lanky Jones