Tom, Dick Or Harry (from "Kiss Me, Kate")

Tom, Dick Or Harry - Alfred Drake/Bob Sands/Harold Lang

I've made a haul in all the leading rackets

From which rip roarin' rich I happen to be

And if thou wouldst attain the upper brackets

Marry me marry me marry me

My purse has yet to know a silver lining

Still lifeless is my wifeless family tree

But if for love unending thou art pining

Marry me marry me marry me

I come to thee a thoroughbred patrician

Still spaying my decaying family tree

To give a social goose to thy position

Marry me marry me marry me

Marry me marry me

Marry me marry me

Marry me marry me

Marry me

I'm a maid who would marry

And will take with no qualm

Any Tom Dick or Harry

Any Harry Dick or Tom

I'm a maid mad to marry

And will take double quick

Any Tom Dick or Harry

Any Tom Harry or Dick

I'm the man thou shouldst marry

Howdy Pop

Howdy Mom

I'm the man thou shouldst marry

Art thou Harry Dick or Tom

I'm the man thou shouldst marry

Howdy pal

Howdy chick

Art thou Tom Dick or Harry

Call me Tom Harry or Dick

I'm a maid who would marry

And would no longer tarry

I'm a maid who would marry

May my hopes not miscarry

I'm a maid mad to marry

And will take double quick

Any Tom Dick or Harry

Any Tom Harry or Dick

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