Santa Claus Is Watching You

Santa Claus Is Watching You - Ray Stevens

Honey-bunch angel face

You know you better be good

And act like two fine lovers should

Be careful what you say and do

'Cause Santa Claus is watchin' you

He's everywhere he's everywhere

You'd better kiss and hold me tight

And give me good lovin' every night

'Cause you'll be sorry if ya make me blue

'Cause Santa Claus is watchin' you

He's everywhere he's everywhere

Well you may thing you can sneak around

And get away with something but there ain't no way

'Cause Santa's no fool he's really super cool

He's the secret head of the CIA

Eesh Iish crime don't pay

You can't do nothin' 'cause you're never alone

He's even got a wire tap on your phone

So baby if you ever do me wrong

Break my heart and leave me alone

When Christmas comes you'll b crying too

'Cause Santa Claus is watching you

He's everywhere he's everywhere

Every Christmas eve he climbs on his sled full of toys

With fuel exhaust and side mirrors

The fox tails the mud flaps the leopard-skin seats covers

And spreads Christmas cheer to all good little girls and boys

Then he says on Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen Comet Cupid

Donner and Blitzen and Bruce and Marvin Leon

Cletus and George and Bill and Slick and Do-right

Clyde and Ace and Blackie and Queenie

And Prince and Spot and Rover

So where's Rudolph

He's on a stakeout at your house

You can run you can hide but you can't get away

Got binoculars focused on you everyday

So baby if you ever do me wrong

Break my heart and leave me alone

When Christmas comes you'll b crying too

'Cause Santa Claus is watching you

He's everywhere he's everywhere

Yeah Santa Claus is watchin' you

He's everywhere oh Lord have mercy

Santa Claus has got his eyes all over you baby

You you better watch out hoo

Look out there Santa Claus is peepin' around the corner at you

You're in deep trouble you know that

I don't think you understand the situation

I got a call into the North Pole right now

Them little elves gonna come down here whoop up on you

I'm mean you got to be true blue -through and through

Or Santa's gonna get you