Everyday Normal Crew (Explicit)

Everyday Normal Crew - Jon Lajoie

Hey yo s**t yeah f**k NWA get the f**k outta here

F**k G Unit f**k that s**t

F**k D12 motherf**ker

Get the f**k out of the way f**k you b***h

Normal motherf**king crew motherf**ker

Everyday normal crew what what what what what what

We just a regular everyday normal crew

You can f**k with us 'cause we won't f**k with you

We just a regular everyday normal crew

Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2

We just a regular everyday normal crew

If you're hot b***hes we're too shy to talk to you

We just a regular everyday normal crew

And we get joy spending time with our families

This is my bro J-A to the S-O-N yo

The best at Mike Tyson's Punch out on Nintendo

From Glass Joe to Macho Man yo he f**ks s**t up

Then Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut

And he's also pretty good at Super Mario 3

But he doesn't use the flutes 'cause he doesn't like cheats

Like the Contra code that he really doesn't like

Up up down down left right left right

Then B A B A Select start you got 30 lives

He says that s**t's for pussies who don't know how to fight

Yo this my man cheese better known as cheese bread

We call him that 'cause every time he gets out of bed

He puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread

Microwaves that s**t eats it then goes back to bed

Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesn't like Asian food

That's right b***hes he doesn't like Asian food

He doesn't like the taste of soy sauce

Personally I love that s**t but he does not

Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD

From Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3

Dark Knight First Knight A Knight's Tale and Knight Rider

He even owns the motherf**king movie Street Fighter

I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie

As long as I take care of the box

And don't scratch the DVD

'Cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched

I was hoping that he wouldn't notice when I brought it back

But he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him

And he forgave me and I asked him

If I could borrow the movie Twins

He was reluctant to do so but he knows I love DeVito

With Schwarzenegger that's a motherf**king comedic duo

We just a regular everyday normal crew

We own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June

We just a regular everyday normal crew

We bust gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2

We just a regular everyday normal crew

No party is a party without a Phil Collins too

We just a regular everyday normal crew

And when one of us gets a haircut

We make fun of them

Yo this is D and he's a big f**king wrestling fan

Monday Night Raw Smackdown and all the s**t from the past

Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania

Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania

It may come as no surprise that he's never had sex

But it doesn't bother him 'cause he has the internet

He jerks off to freaky s**t like 2 Girls 1 Cup

He's f**ked up I tried watching it I f**king threw up

This my n***a KC what the f**k did you just call me

Sorry I'll say friend

This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew

Not be'cause we're racist every race is welcome in the group

Truthfully he's a friend of a friend

I don't know him that well

But not be'cause he's black my favorite actors are Denzel

And Samuel L Jackson I also like Bill Paxton

But not be'cause he's white but be'cause of his acting

This is my friend Cleo she really likes the Beatles

Her favorite is McCartney and her least favorite is Ringo

A year ago I asked her to go

On a date with me she said no

She said she'd rather just be friends

I started cryin and ran home

And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak

Which is awkward '

'Cause we all hang out at least two times a week

Finally I ain't me without my best friend Steve

He's got my motherf**kin' back although he's weaker than me

He'll probably have a heart attack sometime soon

But until then he's my top gun like f**king Tom Cruise

If you play organized sports say hell yeah

If you watch 24 say hell yeah

If the only a*s you see is in porn say hell yeah

If you eat chocolate when you're bored say hell yeah

I eat chocolate when I'm bored um I should stop though

My metabolism is slowing down I also like pie cherry rhubarb

We just a regular everyday normal crew

The joke's getting old I f**king agree with you

We just a regular everyday normal crew

I just repeat the same s**t from Normal Guy 1 and 2

We just a regular everyday normal crew

What a twist with this one I rapped about my friends too

We just a regular everyday normal crew

I think this cow's been milked dry motherf**ker