Before He Cheats

Before He Cheats (在他行骗之前) - The Country Dance Kings

Written by：Josh Kear/Chris Tompkins

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached blonde

Tramp

And she's probably getting frisky

Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink

'Cause she can't shoot whiskey

Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool

Stick

Showing her how to shoot a combo

And he don't know

I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seats

Took a louisville slugger to both headlights

Slashed a hole in all four tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now she's probably up singing

Some white trash version of shania karaoke

Right now she's probably saying I'm drunk

And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky

Right now he's probably dabbing on

Three dollars worth of that bathroom polo

Oh and he don't know

Oh that I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seats

I took a louisville slugger to both headlights

I slashed a hole in all four tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might have saved a little trouble for the next

Girl

'Cause the next time that he cheats

Oh you know it won't be on me

No not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seats

I took a louisville slugger to both headlights

Slashed a hole in all four tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Oh maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Oh before he cheats

Ohh