Howlin' At The Moon

Howlin' At The Moon - George Jones (乔治·琼斯)

I know there's never been a man

In the awful shape I'm in

I can't even spell my name

My heads in such a spin

Today I tried to eat a steak

With a big old table spoon

You got me chasin' rabbits walkin' on my hands

And howlin' at the moon

Well I took one look at you

And it almost drove me mad

And then I even went

And lost what little sense I had

Now I can't tell the day from night

I'm crazy as a loon

You got me chasin' rabbits pullin' out my hair

And howlin' at the moon

Some friends of mine

Asked me to go out on a huntin' spree

'Cause there ain't a hound dog in this state

That can hold a light to me

I eat three bones for dinner today

Then I tried to tree a' Coon

You got me chasin' rabbits scratchin' fleas

And howlin' at the moon

I rode my horse to town today

And a gas pump we did pass

I pulled I'm up

And I hollered whoa said fill I'm up with gas

The man picked up a monkey wrench

And wham he changed my tune

You got me chasin' rabbits spittin' out teeth

And howlin' at the moon

I never thought in this old world

A fool could fall so hard

But honey baby

When I fell the whole world must have jarred

I think I'd quit my dogfish ways

If you'd take me for your groom

You got me chasing rabbits pickin' out rings

And howlin' at the moon