Fat Man In The Bathtub

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees

He said Hey momma hey let me check your oil all right

She said No no honey not tonight

Comeback Monday comeback Tuesday then I might

I said Juanita my sweet Jaunita what are you up to

My Juanita

I said Jaunita my sweet taquita what are you up to

My Juanita

Don't want nobody who won't dive for dimes

Don't want no speedballs 'cause I might die tryin

Throw me a line throw me a line

'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues

I hear you moan I hear you moan I hear you moan

Billy got so sad dejected put on his hat and start to run

Runnin' down the street yellin' at the top of his lungs

All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun

All I want in this life and time is some hit and run

I said Juanita my sweet Jaunita what are you up to

My Jaunita

I said Jaunita my sweet taquito what are you up to

My Juanita