ฟังเพลงImagine (Clean Album Version)

Imagine - Bad Ronald

Imagine you was asleep when you was awake

And awake when you were sleeping

And everything you thought was reality, was you dreaming?

Imagine we were all cartoons just for the hell of it

I'd probably be at the zoo riding an elephant

Imagine it was relevant to imagine at all

Imagine you could jump without having to fall

Imagine having it all for less than a buck

Imagine a girl who could Knoblauch better than Chuck

Imagine x-ray vision working at Victoria's Secret

With a sign that says blow out scale come in and peep it

Ladies and gentlemen I believe we have a winner

Imagine I was at your mom's house having dinner

Imagine someone assembled a crowd for me to pee on

Imagine I took a big fat shit on Celine Dion

Imagine all your nightmares were actually true

Every daydream you had would be reality too

Imagine I was at your job where you work

With a bong and a forty ounce under my shirt

Imagine I was in your class taking a test

With my eyes on your paper and my mind on your breasts

Imagine I was sitting shotgun in your ride

Blowing smoke in your face while you're trying to drive

Imagine I was all fucked up and you were sober

I made it all the way home, your bitch ass got pulled over

Imagine right now, we all under surveillance being peeped

Imagine you could take back all those times you freaked

Tweaked and bugged out, said, "Life suck"

If I was virgin plane pilot, I wouldn't give a flying fuck

Imagine hitting the lotto, except one digit

And giving less of a shit than a constipated midget

Imagine I was calm and didn't have one fear

Went above and beyond the call of duty to the call of diarrhea

Imagine me on a W.B. CD spitting

Imagine me at your crib right now, shitting

Hitting the peace pipe, in full length mink

Imagine you in yellow spandex at the roller skating rink

Spit a unrehearsed verse at a nurse with no curse

Get rich, still make a chick dig in her purse

And front my operation, brain too big for my head

Should I spin the wheel of fortune? I say, "Jack pat instead"

Loose in London, steady Buckingham at the palace

Or lost in wonderland taking a rip off the chalice

Imagine you was me, imagine I was you

Imagine all the fucked up stuff we could do