Caucasian Blues

Caucasian Blues - Jarvis Cocker

All gather 'round now

I'll tell you what it's all about

You find a good woman

And then you f**k her 'til your hair falls out

A round of applause please

For the totally clapped-out

You got them Caucasian blues again

And don't wave your cash around

It cannot buy you into this

'Cause you're a waxy-legged tacky meat-faced fool

And your money is just cowardice

No sense of rhythm

And your name's not on the list oh

You got them Caucasian blues again oh yeah

And so you finally took the plunge

And got into blues rock

And you like to give to charity

Because it's easier to patronize

Than face the facts and now

I've heard it said

That you are hung like a white man

You got them Caucasian blues again and again oh

And now you're asking me

To sympathize and let you off

'Cause the climate is a-changing

And the times are tough

And you took all that you could

But it was not enough and now

I've heard it said

That you are hung like a white man

You're yesterday's news you've got so much to lose

You got them Caucasian blues again ohh

Caucasian blues yeah

Caucasian blues yeah

Caucasian blues yeah

Caucasian blues yeah

Caucasian blues