If You Ain't Lovin' You Ain't Livin'

Well if you got a Cadillac boy

And a forty room shack boy

A bucket full of money

And a tree full of honey

But if you gettin' no huggin'

No smoochin' or a muggin'

Well if you ain't lovin'

Then you ain't livin'

Well if you're ridin' on the gravy train

Instead of walkin' down lovers lane

You can't make hay boy

You're goin' the wrong way boy

You gotta get a little honey

For it's better than money

Well if you ain't lovin'

Then you ain't livin'

Well if they call you a big big man

'Cause you got a lot of bottom land

If you're kin to the president

And if you help run the government

But if you get no attention

You better off on a pension

For if you ain't lovin'

Then you ain't livin'

Well if you got a string of long long cars

And you're smokin' them four-bit cigars

Well you ain't so well to do

Unless you get a little coochy coo

It takes a little of smackin'

Or your life is a lackin'

Well if you ain't lovin'

Then you ain't livin'