Monster Holiday

Monster Holiday - Bobby Pickett/The Crypt-Kickers

Was the night before Christmas

All through the castle

My monsters were having a yuletide hassle

The tree was all trimmed in ghoulish things

Like will wolf fangs and vampire wings

It was a monster's holiday

But they were up to no good

It was a monster's holiday

Didn't act like good monsters should

It was a monster's holiday

They found themselves a new play

It was a monster's holiday

They planned to rob Santa's sleigh

They were making a list

And checking it twice

Frankenstein wanted a shiny new truck

A new chain for Yarnush

A brace for Igor's back

A speed shaver for wolfman

A new cape for drak

Monster's hokiday

They were up to no good

It was a monster's holiday

Didn't act like good monster's should

It was a monster's holiday

They found themselves a new play

It was a monster's holiday

They planned to rob Santa's sleigh

The mummy was to signal from the castle roof

At the very first sound of a reindeer hoof

As Santa slid down the chimmney wall

The zombies were to

Make off with sleigh and all

From beyond the moat arose

Such a clatter

I jumped to the window to see

What was the matter

Like a bolt of lightning it happened so quick

And there in our midst stood old saint nick

He began to dig down deep in his sack

And came up with the traction

For Igor's back

Drak got his cape

Franky's truck made him behave

Even wolf man was happy now he can shave

Monster's holiday

And all ended well

It was a monster's holiday

And Santa was really swell

It was a monster's holiday

No need to rob Santa's sleigh

It was a monster's holiday

Maybe next year he'll come back

So the children everywhere

Were spared the grief

Of losing their presents to

A monster sleigh thief

Now the monsters love Santa

And say they'll behave

And never again rob sleighs or graves

Monster's holiday

Igor what do you think of Santa now

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Santa good

Santa said as he drove out of sight

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Merry Christmas to all

To all a good night

Jingle bells jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh what fun it is to

Ride in a one open horse sleigh

Dashing through the snow

Where is that reindeer with the red nose

On dasher and dancer and comet and cupid