Dead Record Player

Got a phonograph on my four headed friend

It plays sad songs about the dead

When I listen to my records

No matter what they are

They sound real good

But real weird

I know something

Yes something

Yes something

Yes something

Is wrong oh yeah

Oh my old records used to

Not want me dead

Now they do

How about it

Well monkeys sounding like a chorrus but I don't mind

It sounds real good and still keeps time

And the beetles they keep singing 'bout

Graveyards and blood

It sounds so good that I can't get up

I know something

Yes something

Yes something

Yes something

Is wrong oh yeah

Oh my old records

Used to not sing about the dead

Now they do

The music is killing me

The high and low fidelities

Are attacking my brain

And it's terrific

The music sounds just great

It's terrific