Bangers And Mash

Bangers And Mash - Peter Sellers/Sophia Loren

I met her down in Napoli and didn't she look great

And so I brought her back to Blighty just to show me mates

And though we're married happily I'll tell you furthermore

I haven't had a decent meal since nineteen-forty-four

Eat your minestrone Joe

That's all you ever say

Eat your macaroni Joe

Every blinkin' day

No wonder you're so boney Joe

And skinny as a rake

Well then give us a bash at the bangers and

Mash me muvver used to make

Bangers and mash

Minestrone

Bangers and mash

Macaroni

Give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make

Eat your tagliatelli Joe

That's all I've heard for years

Eat your vermicelli Joe

It's coming out me ears

You've got to fill your belly Joe

Joe for heaven's sake

Well then give us a bash at the bangers and

Mash me muvver used to make

Well alright

Bangers and mash

Tagliatelli

Bangers and mash

A vermicelli

Ah give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make

Nineteen-forty-three allied forces land in Italy

There's a smashing-looking bird over there bert I think she's showin' out there

Well why don't you chat her up then

Right bongourno signorina now hey are you married

That outto bathered

Hey ah can't have a fairer answer than that can ya

I met him back in Italy so dashing and good-looking

He wined me and he dined me every night

He said I smiled so prettily and how he loved my cooking

But since he's married me it seems he's lost his appetite

Eat your tagliatelli Sophe

That's all you ever say

Eat your vermicelli Sophe

Every bloomin' day

You've a-got to fill your belly Sophe

Sophe for heaven's sake

Well then give us a bash at the bangers and

Mash your muvver used to make

Bangers and mash

Minestrone

Bangers and mash

Macaroni

Give me a bash with the bangers and mash

Like the same one like your mother was

What you laughing at now ah

Then please

Joe yes

Why don't you about talk

Or I'll give your punch of throat

No she is a forzen me

Ha mamamiya