Paperback Writer

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Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book

It took me years to write will you take a look

It's based on a novel by a man named Lear

And I need a job so I want to be

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It's the dirty story of a dirty man

And his cleaning wife just doesn't understand

His son is working for the Daily Mail

It's a steady job but he wants to be

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It's a thousand pages we can take a few

I'll be writing more in a week or two

I can make it longer if you like my style

I can change it' round then I want to be

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If you really like it you can have the rights

It could make a million for you overnight

You must return it you can send it here

But I need a break and I want to be

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