Three Handed Woman

Three Handed Woman - Louis Jordan

Yeah she's a three handed woman

A three handed woman

She's right handed and left handed

And underhanded too

She's a three handed woman

And she knows just what to do

She's a three handed woman

And she ain't no good for you

With her left hand she'll caress you

While her right hand straightens your tie

And then she picks the phone up

And calls another guy

Though you take her here and take her there

You'll find before you're through

While you think you're taking her

Jack she's taking you

Cause she's a three handed woman

And she knows just what to do

She's a three handed woman

And she ain't no good for you

Everytime you take her dancing

While her arms hold you tight

Across your shoulder she's making eyes

At every man in sight

When she says goodnight she tells you

You're the one she's crazy bout

But you can bet someone else walks in

Jack when you walk out

Cause she's a three handed woman

And she knows just what to do

She's a three handed woman

And she ain't no good for you

With her left hand she'll embrace you

While her right hand dims the light

Then she starts rehearsing

For her date tomorrow night

When she puts her arms around you

There's a love light deep in her eyes

A light that shines for you and me

And fifteen other guys

Cause she's a three handed woman

And she ain't no good for you

Yeah she's right handed and left handed

And she's underhanded too