IHOP (Remastered)

Is there a doctor in the house

In the house of pancakes

You got a banana split

Personality

Lately it's been happy hour

All day long

Sip it slowly and leave the olive

She is very fond of you

You stand accused

Of smoking English cigarettes

That's a provocation

If ever one was

Brother number one

Brother number two

Why are you fighting

What are you gonna do

And at the weekly meeting

Of anonymous cads

You shuffle your feet

And whistle out aloud

Listen to what they're saying

What a load of crap

You ain't no Cary Grant

But then again who is