No One's Perfect

No One's Perfect - Allan Sherman

When the Norman Luboff Chorus

Sings a song like this

Like this like this like this

Every single note is gorgeous

But they sometimes miss

No one's perfect no one's perfect

No one's perfect and

That includes Fred Waring and His Pennsylvanians

And The Ray Charles Singers

Who were made famous by their frequent appearances

On The Perry Como Show

And The Mormon Tabernacle Choir

And The Robert Shaw Chorale

When the chorus sings behind you

All they do is hum hum

Every hum is like an angel

Then one hum goes bumm

Far above the other singers

In the treble clef

A soprano sings in B flat

But the key is F

No one's perfect no one's perfect

We have learned tonight

So you'll be astounded

When we hit this last note right