Surfs Up Asshole (Explicit)

Surfs Up Asshole - Guttermouth

I don't give a sh*t where you are from

The valley some desert or kingdom come

You read it in some surf magazine

So you all wind up in hb

First things first where do i start

A sweet v-dub bus might be smart

You read it in some surf fagazine

So you all end up in hb

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Men in tight suits

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Sure look cute

The wax the chicks

I've seen blue crush

Gonna f**k that little b**ch in the back of my bus

It's nice to have someone think for me

That's why i now live in hb

A tattoo a goatee a wallet chain

Every single asshole looks the same

A robot producing factory

And it all points down to hb

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Every single b**ch

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Big big tits

What a drag there in the break

It smells familiar and its smeared on my face

What do i do

I had to think

Is that the f**king sh*t that i took last week

I swam ashore

I could not breath

F**k i stepped on a needle and got hiv

While the lifeguard tanned

And shaved his legs the brown breaks of huntington beach

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Hey what's up bro

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The seas are polluted with medical waste

And on the fourth of july i got sprayed with mace

But i got a bro deal on a stick you see

That's the way it goes in hb

That's the way it goes in hb

That's the way it goes asshole