Wish You Were Gay

Picture this, you and me in the morning

Kissing over the coffee you're pouring

It could be like that every day

Hate it that I wish you were -

Hoping that I'm a better replacement

With the guys that you're always out chasing

Or should I accept things I can't change

Hate it that I wish you were -

I wish you were gay so you could just hold me

Call me your babe instead of your homie

Don't know what to say

But I wish you were gay

I wish you were gay so it would be easy

For me to say that I'm catching feelings

And I know you're straight

But I wish you were gay

Now I see you get off of the subway

Haven't seen you in months but it's okay

I'd forgotten but I feel the same

Hate that I still wish you were -

You walk up and I'm dreading the small talk

With your boyfriend, he's chatting my ear off

So I lie and I say I can't stay

Hate it I still wish you were -

I wish you were gay so you could just hold me

Call me your babe instead of your homie

Don't know what to say

But I wish you were gay

I wish you were gay so it would be easy

For me to say that I'm catching feelings

And I know you're straight

But I wish you were gay

We'd be so good

Give me one look

I know you don't mean it when you come to flirt

The dreams that I'm having are just getting worse

I wish you were gay so you could just hold me

Call me your babe instead of your homie

Don't know what to say

But I wish you were gay

I wish you were gay so it would be easy

For me to say that I'm catching feelings

And I know you're straight

But I wish you were gay

I won't trade four roses for your heart

I won't wait forever in the dark