Shower Days

Shower Days - NOFX

Yeah yeah

In the morning I awake

I feel my bladder about to break

I scratch my balls I rub my eyes geeling lousy

My wife she tells me that it's time to take a bath

I say no not today it's only Tuesday

Once every twenty four hours

I'm supposed to take a shower

That's not the way I do it do it do it

Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind

I don't want to do it do it do it

It doesn't make a difference to me

Everyday I do the same old thing

So why should I have to be clean

Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays

Also known as shower days I hate them

You know it doesn't make a difference to me

Everyday I do the same old thing

So why should I have to be clean

Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays

Also known as shower days

I hate them