All My Ex's Live in Texas

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All my Ex's live in Texas

And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be

All my Ex's Live in Texas

And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

Rosanna's down in Texarkana wanted

Me to push her broom

Sweet Eileen's in Abilene she

Forgot I hung the moon

And Allison's in Galveston

Somehow lost her sanity

And Dimples who now lives in Temple's

Got the law looking for me

All my Ex's live in Texas

And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be

All my Ex's Live in Texas

And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

I remember that ole Frio River

Where I learned to swim

But it brings to mind another

Time where I wore my welcome thin

By transcendental meditation

I go there each night

But I always come back to

Myself long before daylight

All my Ex's live in Texas

And Texas is the place I'd

Dearly love to be

All my Ex's Live in Texas

Therefore I reside in Tennessee

Some folks think I'm hiding it's

Been rumored that I died

But I'm alive and well in Tennessee