I Shall Scream

I Shall Scream - London Theatre Orchestra & Cast

No you wouldn't, heigh ho.

If I wanted something special,

Then you couldn't say "no".

Did I nearly catch you smiling?

Yes I did. And it's beguiling.

If you hand is close, I'll press it.

Yes, you like it

Come confess it!

Yes, you do...

No, I don't.

Yes, you do!

I shall scream! I shall scream!

'Til they hasten to my rescue,

I shall scream.

Since there's nobody that's near us

Who cold see us. or could hear us?

If you ask you can I kiss you

Say what will my pretty miss do?

I shall scream, scream, scream!

If I pinch you one pinch

From you shy protective shell

Can I un-inch you one inch?

Will my blinthesome, buxum beauty

Let her suitor do his duty?

Tho' his lap ain't very large, dear

Sit upon it There's no charge, dear.

Will you sit?

No, I shan't

Will you sit?

I shall scream! I shall scream!

For the safety of my virtue I shall scream

Tho' your knee is rather cosy,

See my cheeks are getting rosy.

You would have me in your power.

If I sat here for an hour...

I shall scream, scream, scream!

You're a naughty bad man.

If you think I can't be proper,

Prim and haughty I can

And you'll pardon if I mention

You must state your true intention.

Is there not another room here?

No!

If there would be a bride and groom here

Would there be?

Well there might.

We shall see.

I shall scream! I shall scream!

At the thought of what you're thinking,

I shall scream!

You will wonder where the scream went

When we Come to an agreement

As my lovey-dovey is chubby

Could she love a chubby hubby

I shall scream, Mr. Bumble!

I shall scream, Bumble-Wumble!

I shall scream, scream, scream!