I Played Tony Hawk's Ride Once and It Sucked (Explicit)

I had a chance to call

But I didn't because my pride was so shot

So I never returned the s**t that I stole

Under the premise that I might have forgot

A chance to act like the person I wanted to be

Who is clever and cunning

Oh god is he funny

He knows what to say when departing

So say goodbye to your mother and the house that you had as a kid

You're heading to college to discover who you wish you were is

So goodbye to your mother and the house that you had as a kid

You're heading to college to discover who you wish you were is

So goodbye