Chip On My Shoulder (Live)

Woah Elle what's up doc

Love excuse me

I put my faith in love

I followed where it led

Love led you here

To my personal circle of hell

It has not worked out well

I wish that I were dead

'Cause instead of a wedding and love

I'm flunking out of school a total laughingstock

Someone he and his friends can just mock

So go on here's my head just hit it with a rock

Wait go back

You came out here to follow a man

Harvard Law was just part of that plan

Man what rich romantic planet are you from Malibu

Instead of lying outside by the pool

You stalk some guy to an Ivy League school

That's the weirdest reason I

Well why'd you come

Okay I grew up in the Roxbury slums

With my mom and a series of bums

Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail

I got through law school by busting my a*s

Worked two jobs in addition to class

So forgive me for not weeping at your tale

Oh well excuse me

Just because you've got some

Kind of chip on your shoulder

You know what You're right

There's a chip on my shoulder and it's big as a boulder

With the chance I've been given I'm gonna be driven as hell

I'm so close I can taste it so I'm not gonna waste it

Yeah there's a chip on my shoulder you might wanna get one as well

I'm sorry but that sounds highly negative

Wait two jobs plus law school How do you do it

Well I don't go to parties a lot not good use of the time that I've got

Can't spend hours doin' my hair and stayin' in shape

I don't spend hours

But I know it'll all be worthwhile

When I win my first lucrative trial

And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape

Oh that's so sweet

No that's the chip on my shoulder I hugged my mom and told her

With the chance I've been given I'm gonna be driven as hell

Though I can't take the day off I just think of the payoff

You need a chip on your shoulder Little Miss Woods comma Elle

I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious

What you need is to get to work

Where are your law books

Well I know they're here somewhere

You know this vanity's real picturesque

But it started its life as a desk

Clear it off and find some room for books instead

What are you doing

Can you live without this

Can you live without that

I don't know what this is

It's for hair wear a hat

Spend some time improving what's inside your head

Out out put it in storage sell it on eBay leave it behind

Out out what are you angry Good so get angry

You may find the chip on your shoulder

Ooh the room just got colder hey

But with the chance you've been given

Why are you not driven as hell

There's just no way around it

You gotta plow through till you found it

Been reading it hard I can tell

Tis a gift to be simple tis a gift to be free

Bye Warner have a great Thanksgiving

Say hi to your Mom and dad for me

And Grandma Bootsie

Define 'Malum prohibitum'

'Malum prohibitum' is an act prohibited by

Prohibited by law like jaywalking

Or chewing gum in Singapore

Therefore 'Malum in se'

Is an action that's evil in itself

Assault murder

White shoes after Labor Day

Good where are you going

Home of course it's Thanksgiving break remember

Interesting what

Well I predict you will probably pass

Yes in the bottom percent of your class

What If you're going for mediocre

You've done great

That's not fair

Look they laughed at me like they're laughing at you

We can't win if we don't follow through

Might I venture your vacation plans can wait

Why do you always have to be right

Bye Warner Merry Christmas

Enjoy Bayo

Emmett for you

Not as good as going home for Christmas

But you are too sweet

It's a real time saver shampoo and conditioner in one

Thank you you are so adorable to think of me

Elle hey Warner have you seen Vivian

I have been looking for her everywhere

Yeah I I mean no

Great we're gonna miss our flight

Elle I don't know if you've noticed before

But each time Warner walks through the door

Your IQ goes down to forty maybe less

Though it's hardly my business to say

Could it be the real thing in your way

Is the very guy you're trying to impress

Yes I've been smiling and sweet

And thoroughly beaten blowing my chance

Let's not chase him away

Let's face him and say Hey punk let's dance

This chip on my shoulder

Makes me smarter and bolder

No more whining or blaming

I am reclaiming my pride

Grab that book and let's do this

Instead of doodling hearts all through this

Now there's a chip on my shoulder

Let's see him knock it aside

Ah daughter of Delta Nu

Show him that you're no fool

Daughter of Delta Nu

Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder

Mr Ladimer was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation

Without his sperm the child in question wouldn't exist

Now you're thinking like a lawyer

Yes Miss Woods

Mr Huntington makes an excellent point

But did the defendant keep a log

Of every sperm emission made throughout his life

Interesting why do you ask

Well unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter

To find out if a child resulted from those unions

He has no parental claim over this child whatsoever

Why now Why this sperm I see your point

And by Mr Huntington's standards

All masturbatory emissions where

The sperm was clearly not seeking an egg

Would be called reckless abandonment

Miss Woods you just won your case

Omigod

Wait hold on we just won the case

Omigod Elle got all up in Warner's face

Omigod I am starting to like this place

Yes omigod

Miss Woods excellent work today

I assume you're applying for my internship do you have a resume

I am one step ahead of you

Here you go and thanks in advance for your consideration

Dear God it's scented

Three months ago I would have recycled this

Make sure to put it on file

Guess she got a chip on her shoulder

Maybe some wise man told her

With the chance we've been given

We gotta be driven as hell

She was something to see there

I'm just happy I could be there

First big test and she aced it

She's so close she can taste it

She got a chip on her shoulder

Guess you never can tell

With little Miss Woods comma Elle

Elle Woods Woods comma Elle

Chip on her shoulder

Elle Woods Woods comma Elle

Chip on her shoulder

No you never can tell

Elle Woods Woods comma Elle

Chip on her shoulder

With little Miss Woods comma Elle