Revenge Party

Revenge Party - Grey Henson/Barrett Wilbert Weed/Erika Henningsen/Original Broadway Cast of Mean Girls

Now you know Caddy Regina George is not your friend

We are your friends

And we're going to make her pay

You know what friends do

They've got your back

They're fun to be around

Whuh-oh whuh-oh whuh-oh

When someone hurts you

Then they attack

And grind your foe into the ground

Whuh-oh whuh-oh whuh-oh

Imagine a party

With dresses and cake

And singing and dancing and cake

And there's a magic act

That saws Regina in half

And this time it will take

Now that's a party

A revenge party

A party that ends

With somebody's head on a spike

Whuh-oh whuh-oh whuh-oh

It's a Revenge Party

With your two best friends

It's like a party with revenge it's what it's like

For this to work

You're gonna have to pretend like you still like them

Can you do it

Yes

Hey girl

Hey Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron

But he just wanted her back and that's not Regina's fault

I get it I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys

Aw of course

It's a revenge party

A party that ends

With entrails all over the lawn

It's a revenge party with your two best friends

And then I end up with Aaron when she's gone

Yass Caddy

I end up with Aaron when she's gone

What's Regina doing

What is Regina wearing

Is she dating Aaron

Regina Regina she has everything

She gets everything

Regina Regina Regina

Next we take away Regina's only achievement being a hot person

What is that

Ugh I'm so fat and disgusting

I use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight

I need to lose three pounds

Bring me a whole box

A revenge party

A party that ends

With somebody crushed and alone

And ugly crying

It's a revenge party with your two best friends

It's like a party and revenge is what is like

What's Regina eating

God look at her figure

Did her boobs get bigger

Regina Regina she has everything

She gets everything

Regina Regina Regina

We got to go harder

If we could get Gretchen Wieners to think that Regina is mad at her

I won't do that Gretchen is fragile

Exactly if we crack her she will spill something we could use

Shh here she comes

Stop pulling it down

Your hair looks sexy pushed back

Cady would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back

Your hair looks sexy pushed back

Uh thanks I'll see you in Calc

At every party there might be a low

Where the energy dips

Whuh-oh whuh-oh woah

You might be thinking it's late we should go

And they ran out of chips

No no no

I can't even watch when she touches his hair

And I've watched a snake eat a cow

Regina needs to be toppled

Sorry Gretchen I swear we'll get our party now

One candy cane please

A revenge party

A party that ends with lions in a roman arena

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina Regina Regina

Ho ho ho Candy cane gram for Shane Oman

She has everything

And one for Caddy Heron

She gets everything

Four for Glen Coco you go Glen Coco

Glen Coco Glen Coco Glen Coco

And none for Gretchen Wieners bye

Who sent that

Aw It's from

Regina Regina Regina

Thanks for being a such a great best friend

I mean cute

I mean gimme it I mean

Okay well if you and Regina are best friends now

You can be in charge of keeping all her secrets

For example she bought you those high heel shoes

Just to make fun of you

'Cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them

And she's not really blonde

Her natural color is dark blonde

Also she totally she cheats on Aaron every Thursday

She says she has SAT Prep but really

She's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's Costume

She makes him wear the costume

No they're both in the costume

And I never told anyone because I'm such a good friend

It's a Revenge Party

A party that ends with somebody's head on the spike

A Revenge Party

With your two best friends

It's like a party

And revenge it's what it's like

A party with revenge is what it's like

A party with revenge is what it's like

A party with revenge

Is what is like