Bucket Bong

The band has stopped the night is young

This bar is closed but there'll be more to come

She whispered softly I don't wanna be aloneCan me and all my friends come back for cones

I called ahead

I felt so cheap

Just to make sure my grandma's sound asleep

I shoulda noticed that her look was kinda smug

She only wants me 'coz

I got the d**gs

My mouth was dry my knees were weak

She held my hand as we walked down the street

I didn't give a s**t she got my first name wrong

She only wants me for my bucket bong

She only wants me for my bucket bong

And when we're at home

I'm feeling scared'

Coz there's no bucket sink or vessel anywhere

Now if she wants a bucket

I'll have the last one

She'll hafta have it with me in the bath

She'll hafta have it with me in the bath

She only wants me 'coz

I got the d**gs