Ding-A-Ling (LP版)

Ding-A-Ling (LP版) - Lullaby Baxter Trio

Written by：Gioachino Rossini

Teacher calls me ding a ling

Policeman calls me ding a ling

Street cleaner calls me ding a ling

Butcher baker and undertaker

All call me

Ding a ling

Tweaking moocow rumps

With all their lovely lumps

Is something that I do

Infinitely

Better than you

Ding a ling

A ring a ding dong dandy

Sometimes amnesia

Would sure come in handy

Ding a ling morning

Ding a ling night

Just stay stupid

That's all right

Bluebirds the size of sugarcubes

Circle round my head

True I have to pay them

Before I go to bed

Why'd you bring the ding a ling

All she wants to do is sing

Her ding a ling songs

All night long

All night long

Would you like a subscription

To my diary

Then when I merge with the infinite

You can impersonate me

Would you like a subscription

To my diary

Then when I kick the bucket

You can impersonate me

Ding a ling morning

Ding a ling night

Just stay stupid

That's all right