I Hate Men

I Hate Men - Howard Keel

Written by：Porter

I hate men

I can't abide them even now and then

Then ever marry one of them

I'd rest a maiden rather

For husbands are a boring lot

And only give you bother

Of course I'm awfully glad that mother

They meet to marry father

But I hate men

Of all the types I've never met within our democracy

I hate the most the athlete with his manner bold and brassy

He may have hair upon his chest

But sister so has lassie

Oh oh I hate men

Ugh I hate men

They should be kept like piggies in a pen

Don't we're a travelling salemen though attempting

Tom he maybe

For on your wedding night he maybe off too far arabi

While he's away a mandela

She be who have the baby

Oh I hate man

If I should'st wed a businessman be wary oh be wary

He'll tell you he's detained in town on business neccesary

He's business is the business who it his prettiest secretary

Oh oh I hate men

I hate men

Though roosters they I will not play the hen

If you espouse an older man through girlish optimism

He'll always stay at home at night

And make no criticism

Though you may call it love

The doctors call it rheumatism

Oh I hate men

The more I'll read alone in bed from A to Z about 'em

Since love is blind then from the mind all

Woman kind should rout 'em

But ladies you must answer too ha ha ha

What would we

Do without 'em

Still I hate men