Miss Teen USA

Miss Teen USA - Latin Quarter

Written by：Steve Skaith

USA South Carolina

Had something to say in her pearls and eye liner

Something to say to the world out there

The world beyond charleston a world full of care

But the words wouldn't work they were badly behaved

And her something to say just couldn't be saved laugh

Of there free nothing is flying air

Miss teen USA South Carolina

In a gingham bikini a long way from China

Stamps her foot to wake up the U S

And takes up her sword the pageant princess

The words start to fall into places they fit

And a crowd gathers round all lickety spit spit

They have pride on their minds and taxes to kill

They're taking their anger to capitol hill

Ummm ahh obviously

Nothing is falling down

Miss teen USA South Carolina

Won't take out the trash work in a diner

She leads from the front in her dream to restore

What she dreams her country enjoyed years before

The words start to whip

The crowds starts to shriek

Health care welfare just makes US weak

They're sure of their maker and sure of their rights

They have gabrielle giffords trained in their sights

And spare me the law suit spare the sermon

There's always a crowd behind every lone gunman

There's always a crowd every gunman

In the land of the free nothing is finer

Than a stumbling speech from miss teen USA South Carolina