Lirik I Just Go Nuts At Christmas
I Just Go Nuts At Christmas - Yorgi Yorgesson
Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas
On that yolly holiday
I'll go in the red like a knucklehead
'Cause I squander all my pay
Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas
Shopping sure drives me beserk
On the day before I rush in da store
Like a pervous nelly yerk
I look at nightgowns for my wife
Dose black ones trimmed in red
But I won't know her size and so
She'll get a carpet sweeper instead
Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas
Ven each kid hangs up his sock
It's a time for kids to flip der lids
While der papa goes in hock
On da night before Christmas
It's still in the house
My family is sleeping
I'm quiet like a mouse
I look at my watch
And midnight is near
I tink I'll sneak out for a cold glass of beer
Down at the corner the crowd is so merry
I end up by drinking about twelve tom yerry
I get to bed late and yee wish how I'm sleeping
Ven on to my bed dose darn kids day come leaping
Day sit on my face and day yump on my belly
And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly
Day scream merry Christmas
And my poor wife and me
Ve stumble down stairs and she lights off da tree
My head is exploding
My mouth tastes like a pickle
I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle
Use befor Christmas dinner
I relax to a point
Den relatives start svarming all over da yoint
On Christmas
I hug and I kiss my wifes mother
Da rest of da year
Ve don't speak to each other
After dinner my aunt and my wifes uncle louie
Get into a arguement
There both awful screwy
Den all of my wifes family say louie is right
And my goofy relations day yoin in da fight
Back in da corner da radio is playing
And over da racket gabriel heater is saying
Peace on earth everybody
And good will toward men
And yust at dat moment
Someone slugs uncle ben
Dey all run outside vhooping for da neighbors will hear
Ohhhh I'm so glad merry Christmas
Comes yus for you
Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas
But I still have lots of fun
Yust the same as you I enyoy it too
Merry Christmas everyone