Sex Ed Rocks

Sex Ed Rocks - I Set My Friends On Fire

Here comes a time in every mans life

When he grows hair

Where it used to be bare

I know you're feeling weird

But you should be happy

You don't have a vagina

That would be crappy

Because periods suck

(and commas rule)

This is sex education not grammar fool

When she gives you affection

You better wear protection

That skunk might have an infection

Are you paying close attention

In sex end remember what you read

Remember what you read

Just forget what the others have said

Get it through your head

Use your brain

Before you go to bed

And it takes only one sperm cell

To make a baby

And if you think they are cute

Then you must be crazy

Babies suck

Because they barf and poor and cry

They have the ability

To pee in your eye

(oh my god it burns)

Oh my god

They have the ability

To pee in your eye

(oh it burns)

And did we mention

The risk of getting studs

Not just gross hookers have it

Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit

You don't know who Dennis Rodman is

Well maybe you should watch more basketball

Wait a second this is not about sports

Quick fact you can't get girls

When you're wearing these shorts

When she gives you affection

You'd better wear protection

That skunk might have an infection

Are you paying close attention

In sex end remember what you read

Remember what you read

Just forget what the others have said

Get it through your head

Use your brain

Before you go to bed

Your body is growing

You will get hairy

Your puny voice will start to change

And your no no place will feel a bit strange

Your pits will stink

You'll get zits on your face

Without this knowledge

You will scare girls away

So listen to this song every day