Josephine, Please No Lean On The Bell

Josephine, Please No Lean On The Bell - Eddie Cantor

Josephine and Joe were so in love

Oh so in love so much in love

In the hall for hours they would stay

When Josephine came in

She'd hear her mother say

Josefina please no lean a on the bell

When you smooch

Please no pusha on the bell

I heard missus Caruso

Telling missus o' Flynn

Somebody keeps ringing

But nobody comes in

You can squeeze all you please

That's all right

But don't keep us from sleep every night

When you make loving in the hall

Stay away from the wall

Josefina please no lean a on the bell

When you come a from work

And you want a the sup'

I'm a cook a the nice macaroon

Then you make a sit down

Then you make the get up

For your feller he call on the phone

You go to the park

And you sit in the dark

And you make

What they call a the pet

It's a lip a stick here

And a lip a stick there

You no get it from eating spaceflight

You a say a good night

Eleven o'clock

That's a what a good gal a should do

But you take a too long

When you say the good night

You no finish till half a past two

Say why you no bring a

Your feller upstairs

Ravioli with peppers I cook

You can make a the love

With the kiss and the hug

And the mom and the pop they no look

Don't I bring a you up

And I make a you fat

With the soup and the pasta fazool

Now you stay up a late

And it make a you thin

What's a matter you make a me fool

Why you no get marriage

And raise a the fame

Then I make a you promise I keep

I'll buy you the furnish'

And pay for your rent

Then we all a can get a the sleep

Josefina please no lean a on the bell

When you smooch

Please no pusha on the bell

You could have so much fun

With that son of a gun

Josefina please no lean a on the bell