Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill (Explicit)

Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill (Explicit) - Epic Rap Battles of History

Lyrics by：EpicLLOYD/Nice Peter/Dan Bull/Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore/Mike Betette

Composed by：Dan Bull/Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore/Mike Betette

Epic rap battles of history

Winston churchill

Versus

Theodore roosevelt

Begin

Bully a challenge I love competition

Now where would I mount the stuffed head of a winston

I'm into fitness digging ditches through an isthmus

Rough ridin' down to cuba like what's up b***hes

I keep my rhymes pure like my food and drugs

I'm an American stud and you're the british elmer fudd

I mean for christ's sake look at that mug

At least grow a spruce mustache and cover part of it up

And let's face it you're not all that great

You tossed away lives in gallipoli like

They were scraps off your plate

Your whole miserable country is the size of one state

I could see my way through running that without donning my pince-nez

Don't go toe to toe with me you bloated drunk old man

Why don't you do si do on over to a 12 step program

I'll bust a trust fund lush with my American muscles

So walk softly over here and give my big stick a suckles

Pass me a cigar and a large glass of brandy

I'm about to take you out prematurely like your family

I'm the rhyme minister fresh in a hat and dinner jacket

You look like a mix of epiclloyd and a pringles packet

I was saving the planet from an axis of darkness

While you were back home opening national parks yes

You were born asthmatic you're going to choke hard

While I wake up every day and chain smoke cigars

I'll fight you on the beaches

I'll fight you on the beats yes

Any way you want to fight

I'll fight ya and I'll beat ya see

I might be battling you even though I'm toasted

But tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be roasted

My parents died when they were young and it was morbid

But at least they didn't ditch me

When they were alive like yours did

Oh s**t world war too soon

Well teddy's dropping bombs so you best go hide in your tube

You should be ashamed of your military honor

Everyone knows you're back home like thank God for pearl harbor

Don't worry the us will give you a pass

Just change your poster to keep calm

And kiss my cousin's a*s

Steady there I don't think it's very fair

For a british bulldog to melee with a teddy bear

You're no man you're an overgrown boy scout

I should stuff you in a pram just

So you can throw your toys out

They put your fat head on a mountain to save face

But if rushmore was a band then you'd play bass

Look at roosevelt the dude's about to lose the 'bout to churchill

If a bullet to the chest won't stop you my words will

A bullet can't stop the bull moose

TR will give WC the full deuce

Whatever s**t you throw at me I'll just return to sender

I'll battle to the end and I will never surrender

Who won

Who's next

You decide

Epic rap battles of history