Life On The Road

Life On The Road - All

Crabs, scabies the glamour,

The fashion

Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me

Farts, feet the romance, the passion

Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me

Too many people bitch

And whine about being on the road

Too much of the time ya

Being on tour does take

It's toll but it's way better than

Sitting at home alright now,

It's a flat tire alkies,

Addicts the vomit,

The rat piss life on the road

Is pretty fuckin' cool to me

So squat it and thrust

It cause you are in russia

Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me

Bring it on right now about

Getting no sleep on the dirty

Floor of the broken van

Life on the road is pretty

Fuckin' cool as a matter of fact

It's very very cool ya

Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me