I Can Sing

I Can Sing (我会唱歌) - Barenaked Ladies (裸体淑女合唱团)/The Persuasions

I can sing I can sing I can sing better

I can knit a scarf

But you can't knit a sweater

When I'm underwater I couldn't be wetter

Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater

I can dance I can dance I can dance faster

I tried to keep up but it was a disaster

One more move and I'm gonna be the master

So crank it up loud on the ghetto blaster

I can eat I can eat I can eat more

And when it's not fresh from the local store

There's a little town in Labrador

Where she sells seashells by the shoe store

I can speak I can speak I can speak quicker

Imagine I made a way to make everyone currently frowning snicker

And on the guitar he could be a little slicker

But Jimmy always said I was a good flatpicker

I can sing I can sing I can sing better

I can knit a scarf

But you can't knit a sweater

When I'm underwater I couldn't be wetter

Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater