Hatchet Town (Explicit)

Hatchet Town (Explicit) - Original StarKid Cast of Nerdy Prudes Must Die

Lyrics by：Jeff Blim

Composed by：Jeff Blim

I've never known darker times

And I've covered the protests live

At the Hatchetfield kennel

Ah ah ah

I am Dan Reynolds

Ah ah ah

With action news weekdays at 10PM

I hate to relay the news

But the football team might be screwed

Stay inside watch your children

Ah ah ah

'Cause a losin' streak's comin'

A losin' streaks comin'

There's a man on the loose

And he's got a gun

Better put out the APB

The psycho's killed two

If he gets me next make it three

If he gets me next

I could be three

We're chasin' wild goose

And we don't know how

Watch the blame go around

Man down down down down

Who's swingin' the hatchet now

In Hatchet town?

Someone's got their hands on the hatchet handle

Swinging on the youth

It's a hatchet scandal

Careful or your folks will end up a cannibal's plate

It ain't great

You're better on the run than you are hiding

Suddenly this quiet town's exciting

I heard that the brains were soup

Their intestines were cut in two

So it's gotta be Donna

Yeah it's gotta be Donna

Dan?

Reynolds was in the school

We all know he's the local mule

Selling d**gs to our children

I'm a volunteer counselor

We know he loves killin'

I certainly don't love killing

Bailey's on the loose and he's got a gun

And he's got a motive to kill

I'm a cop

The case is closed

His description matches the bill

Fits the bill he fits the bill

The killer's gotta go for what he's done

If you don't take him in I will

Man down down down down

Who's swingin' the hatchet now in

Hatchet town?

Lauter's got his hands on the hatchet handle

Swinging on the youth from his high mantle

I am the mayor

Careful or your kids will end up on Karen's plate

Excuse me?

She just ate

How dare you

You're better on the run than you are hiding

Suddenly this quiet town's divided

Singing all these songs gives him greater windows to kill

But we're singin' still

Oh I remember before the lockdown

The sun was shinin' on our town

And our kids could walk the streets

Oh oh I remember the candy and rainbows

No hatred only halos

And I knew what life could mean

Until Jerry went on his murder spree

I knew it was Jerry

It was girl Jeri that dirty girl

Let's kill 'em

Someone's got their hands on the hatchet handle

Swinging on the youth

It's a hatchet scandal

Careful or your kids will encounter a terrible fate

We're at hell's gate

You're better on the run

From this bloody-letting

Suddenly the show is real upsetting

It's looking like the Hatchet sun is settin' on us

Who can we trust?

Who's swingin' the hatchet now?

Can I **** or will I drown?

Man down down down

It's goin' down

Who stepped on our hallowed ground

In Hatchet town?