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First time was a prophylactic

Until the sedative kicked in

I'll never have sex again

I think I'm just too stoned

Well I believe I took a knee just

To see if I was breathing

I'll never have sex again

I think I'm just too stoned

Slitting my wrist in breakfast clothes

I date the reckless hos

I notify the briggs and myers when it's technical

I speak in voodoo prose

Electrocuted toes

A little shot of blatant pop and watch your skin glow

Marketing poses bleeds ads from our noses

The utopian retard is pick pocketing fags in a park

Armed with a spear and full keg of beer

Me and some homies go drunkenly harpoon some cops

Hey yo put that blow up in your skull man

You'll feel less alone with

A white lady caressing your heart

Ride a pony in the snow sniff that polar bears toe

Man you'll feel like a million f**king bucks