Je T'aime Moi Non Plus

Je T'aime Moi Non Plus - Judge Dread

Hello what's your name

Dread

Not judge Dread

Yes that's right

Oh I've always wanted to meet you

Oh really why

Oh I'm a really big fan of yours

That's very nice of you to say that

Is it true

Is what true

What they say about big nine

Well I think you'd better have a look for yourself

Oh it's true it's true come on dread get' em off

No what do you take me for

Come on don't be shy

Now doesn't that feel better

Oh yes those bloody boots were killing me

Here look at this

Oh my God I don't believe it

Oh come on touch it

You must be bloody jokin'

You're not even a proper woman

You're a geezer dressed up

You're one of those trans what do they call' em transvestites

Oh come on dear this is 1975

Oh I don't know every time

I come out every bloody time it always ends up in sillys

Come home and give me love please

I'll tell you what I'll give you bloody love

I'll give you the rough end of a pinapple go on f**k off

Nasty man you

Away

What

Take your soddy handbag with you

And I'm not going to buy anymore of your records f**k off