I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face

I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face - Julie Andrews/Rex Harrison

Damn damn damn damn

I've grown accustomed to her face

She almost makes the day begin

I've grown accustomed to the tune

That she whistles night and noon

Her smiles her frowns

Her ups her downs

Are second nature to me now

Like breathing out and breathing in

I was serenely independent

And content before we met

Surely I could always be that way again and yet

I've grown accustomed to her look

Accustomed to her voice

Accustomed to her face

Marry freddy what an infantile idea what a heartless

Wicked brainless thing to do but she'll regret it

She'll regret it it's

Doomed before they even take the vow

I can see her now mrs freddy eynsford-hill

In a wretched little flat above a store

I can see her now not a penny in the till

And a bill collector beating at the door

She'll try to teach the things I taught her

And end up selling flowers instead

Begging for her bread and water

While her husband has his breakfast in bed

In a year or so when she's prematurely grey

And the blossom in her cheek has turned to chalk

She'll come home and lo

He'll have upped and run away

With a social-climbing heiress from new york

Poor eliza how simply frightful

How humiliating how delightful

How poignant it'll be on that inevitable night

When she hammers on my door in tears and rags

Miserable and lonely repentant and contrite

Will I take her in or hurl her to the walls

Give her kindness or the treatment she deserves

Will I take her back or throw the baggage out

But I'm a most forgiving man

The sort who never could never would

Take a position and staunchly never budge

A most forgiving man

But I shall never take take her back

If she were even crawling on her knees

Let her promise to atone

Let her shiver let her moan

I'll slam the door and let the hell-cat freeze

Marry freddy ha

But I'm so used to hear her day

Good morning ev'ry day

Her joys her woes

Her highs her lows

Are second nature to me now

Like breathing out and breathing in

I'm very grateful she's a woman

And so easy to forget rather like a habit

One can always break and yet

I've grown accustomed to the trace

Of something in the air

Accustomed to her face