Talkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues (Live)

Well

I was feelin' sad and feelin' blue

I didn't know what in the world I wus gonna do

Them communists they wus comin' around

They wus in the air

They wus on the ground

They wouldn't gimme no peace

So I run down most hurriedly

And joined up with the john birch society

I got me a secret membership card

And started off a walkin' down the road

Yee hoo

I'm a real john bircher now

Look out you commies

Now we all agree with hitler's views

Although he killed six million jews

It don't matter too much that he was a fascist

At least you can't say he was a communist

That's to say like if you got a cold you take a shot of malaria

Well

I wus lookin' everywhere for them gol darned reds

I got up in the mornin' 'n' looked under my bed

Looked in the sink

Behind the door

Looked in the glove compartment of my car

Couldn't find 'em

I wus lookin' high an' low for them reds everywhere

I wus lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair

I looked way up my chimney hole

I even looked deep down inside my toilet bowl

They got away

Well

I wus sittin' home alone an' started to sweat

Figured they wus in my t

V

Set

Peeked behind the picture frame

Got a shock from my feet

Hittin' right up in the brain

Them reds caused it

I know they did

Them hard core ones

Well

I quit my job so I could work all alone

Then I changed my name to sherlock holmes

Followed some clues from my detective bag

And discovered they wus red stripes on the american flag

That ol' betsy ross

Well

I investigated all the books in the library

Ninety percent of 'em gotta be burned away

I investigated all the people that I knowed

Ninety eight percent of them gotta go

The other two percent are fellow birchers

Just like me

Now eisenhower

He's a russian spy

Lincoln

Jefferson and that roosevelt guy

To my knowledge there's just one man

That's really a true american：george lincoln rockwell

I know for a fact he hates commies cus he picketed the movie exodus

Well

I fin'ly started thinkin' straight

When I run outa things to investigate

Couldn't imagine doin' anything else

So now I'm sittin' home investigatin' myself

Hope I don't find out anything

Hmm

Great god