Class

Class - Chita Rivera/Mary McCarty

Written by：John Kander/Fred Ebb/Peter Howard/Martin Richards/Joseph Harris/Ira Bernstein/Phil Ramone/Didier C. Deutsch

Ah Velma things ain't the way they used to be

They sure ain't mama they sure ain't

Whatever happened to fair dealing

And pure ethics and nice manners

Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass

Whatever happened to class class

Whatever happened to please may I and

Yes thank you and how charming

Now every son of a b**ch

Is a snake in the grass

Whatever happened to class class

Ah there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors

There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and whores

And even kids'll knock ya down so they can pass

Nobody's got no class

Whatever happened to old values

And fine morals

And good breeding

Now no one even says oops

When they're passing their gas

Whatever happened to class class

Ah there ain't no gentlemen who's fit for any use

And any girl'd touch your privates for a deuce

And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass

And kick your shins and give you sass

Nobody's got no class

All you read about today is R**e and theft

Jesus Christ ain't there no decency left

Nobody's got no class

Everybody you watch

Has got his brains in his crotch

Holly crap Holly crap

What a shame what a shame

What became of class