Funny Honey 歌詞
Funny Honey - Gwen Verdon/Richard Korthaze/Barney Martin
Sometimes I'm right
Sometimes I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll string along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Sometimes I'm down
Sometimes I'm up
But he follows 'round
Like some droopy-eyed pup
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique
And Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
Oh but look at that soul
I tell you the whole
Is a whole lot greater than
The sum of his parts
And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree
What if the world
Slandered my name
Why he'd be right there
Taking the blame
He loves me so
And it all suits me fine
That funny sunny honey
Hubby of mine
A man's got a right to protect his home
And his loved ones right
Of course he has
Well I came in from the garage Officer and I
See him coming through the window With my
Wife Roxanne there sleepin' like an angel
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Name of deceased Fred Casely
Fred Casely How could he be a burglar
My wife knows him He sold us our furniture
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
She lied to me She told me he was a burglar
You mean he was dead when you got home
She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin'
Me this cock and bull story about a burglar and how
I ought to say I did it 'cause I was sure to get off
Burglar huh
Now he shot off his trap
I can't STAND that SAP
Look at him go
Rattin' on me
With just one more brain
What a half-wit he'd be
If they string me up
Well I'll know I'll know who
Bought the twine
That scummy crummy
Dummy hubby of mine