Benji's Queer (feat. Doug Dale)

Benji's Queer(feat. Doug Dale) - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog/Doug Dale

Written by：Brian Reich/Ray James/Robert Smigel

All right

Who of you remember the television show

Called The TV Funhouse

Thanks

Tonight we have special surprise

For those of you who give a sh*t

My good friend bring him on here EL DOUG

Well I really miss the Anipals

Oh that's so sweet

You like animals don't you

I like animals yes

And who's your favorite animal Yes

Well I have a song I want to sing

About my favorite animal

Yes

Yeah a little guy named Benji

F**k You

He goes on an adventure

And he always saves the day

That why we love our Benji

Even though we know he's gay

Oh yes

Benji's gay Benji's queer

He takes his doggy bones from the rear

He laps up jazz like Norm drank beer

And that's how we know that Benji's queer

Why are you saying that

Triumph Benji's not gay

Have you been living under a rock

Just keep going

He saved his kidnapped owner

And he saved pups from a flood

He always gets a boner

From his poster of Air Bud

Oh yes

Benji's queer Benji's gay

He sees 2 balls and he barks "HOORAY "

He gave head to the Shaggy DA

And that's how we know that Benji's gay

You know Triumph

I think you're being a little bitter

Bitter Who's bitter

I'm just stating a simple fact

But it's a terrible thing to say about Benji

Now Doug Doug it's not so bad

You konw compared to

What most animals do

These famous celebrity animals it's pretty soft

I tell you

Really

Yes Doug It's the famous ones it's like perv city

Take a listen

Eddie from Frasier pays a pug

And watches him f**k his wife

And Beethoven can only come

When he's gasping for his life

Now Old Yeller liked his golden showers

That how he got his name

I always stop

And Spuds bangs dogs that were put to sleep

Then spews from his own shame

Wowza

That's right Doug

Pretty ugly isn't it

Yes it is

So you see it's really not go that bad that

Benji's queer Benji's gay

He sees 2 balls and he barks "HOORAY "

He served more cock than a Chick-Fil-A

It's totally fine that Benji's gay

Good God Hes Queer