Here's Johnny

Here's Johnny - Weird Al Yankovic

There he goes he drives me crazy

When he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny )

That's his job it's so amazing

All he says is...(Hee-eere's Johnny )

I never miss a moment when he's on the tube

His being there has made my life worth living

The chills run down my spine

Each time he says that line

"Here's Johnny " He says and laughs

In his special way

" Johnny " he says you know I love him

"Here's Johnny " he says and

"second fiddle" is his game

Ed McMahon's his name all right

Dressed so fine he's such a cool dude

Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny )

Watch him selling beer and dog food

Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny )

I got a letter from him just the other day

He said "You may already be a winner "

A trooper to the end

A Clydesdale's best friend

"Here's Johnny " he says and laughs

In his special way

" Johnny " he says you know I love him

"Here's Johnny " he says and that's the

Way he gets his pay

What a living

Oh...(Here's Johnny Here's Johnny )

Wo-o-o no

(Here's Johnny Here's Johnny ) No no no no no no

I don't believe it

(Here's Johnny ) he says and

Everytime it's just the same

Ed McMahon's his name

A very special guy all right

He's on every night

Can't change the channel

When he's sitting on the panel

(Hee-eere's Johnny )

There he goes he gives me goose bumps

When he says (Hey - O- Hey - Hey-O )

"Here's Johnny " he says and

Laughs in his special way

" Johnny " he says you know

I love him

"Here's Johnny " he says that seems

To be his claim to fame

Ed McMahon's his name

Here's Johnny

Here's Johnny

Here's Johnny

Here's Johnny

Here's Johnny

Here's Johnny

Here's Johnny

Here's Johnny