ฟังเพลงI Can't Watch This

I Can't Watch This - "Weird Al" Yankovic

I can't watch this I can't watch this

I can't watch this I can't watch this

My my my my TV makes me so bored

Makes me say oh my Lord

What is this garbage here

Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears

It sucks and that's no lie

It's about as much fun as watching paint dry

Lowers my IQ one notch

And that's the reason why uh I can't watch

I told you homeboy I can't watch this

Yeah nothin' but trash and you know

I can't watch this

Poke out my eyes man I can't watch this

Yo gimme that remote control I can't watch this

Talkin' 'bout sick shows

There's America's Funniest Home Videos

I can't believe my eyes

When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize

Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof

Lands right on the lawn face first on a rake

I hear they got it on the seventeenth take

That's funny as a kick in the crotch

And that kind of show uh I can't watch

Yo I told you I can't watch this

Change the channel now man I can't watch this

Yo pass the TV Guide here sucker

I can't watch this

Cosby Show and Rosanne

Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can

Judge Wopner oh my

You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy

Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing

Yuppies whining all night can't stand Twin Peaks

Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks

Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home

And sit on their thumbs

That's word because you know

I can't watch this

I can't watch this break it down

Here's how to order money back guarantee

Removes tough stains fast

It tastes more like fresh peanuts

They keep going and going don't hate me

Because I'm beautiful

Could be dandruff our prices are insane

Stop Prime Time

I'm pretty sure I'll be sick

If I have to watch another stupid pet trick

Or that guy with the real flat hair

That goes 'Woof woof woof

And waves his fist in the air

Those weird talk shows

About transsexual Nazi Eskimos

They're rude crude and vile

Just for a minute let's flip down the dial

Flip flip flip eww I can't watch this

Look man I can't watch this

I can't take this torture no more I can't

I can't watch this pay the bills

Station break break it down

Operators are standing

Cubic zirconium necklace

You're soaking in it

And our fabulous swimsuit issue

When you've got a headache this big

Read the book

This is your brain on ***

I've fallen and I can't get up

Stop Cable Time

HBO and Playboy Showtime and MTV

I might like 'em more after my lobotomy

Now why did I ever pay for this junk

I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk

Just brainless blood and guts

And mindless T&A

It's awful it's putrid it's crummy

It's stupid gonna throw my set away

I can't watch this I can't watch this

I can't watch this yeah I can't watch this

I told you can't watch this too hip

Can't watch this

Get me outta here can't watch this