ฟังเพลงMr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose

And we all know frosty who's made out of snow

But all of those stories seem kind of Gay

Cos we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo

Small and Brown he comes from you

Sit on the toilet here he comes

Squeeze him tween your festive buns

A present from down below

Speading joy with a 'howdy ho

He's seen the love inside of you

Cos he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty sometimes he's corny

He can be brown or greenish-brown

But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve

He might come to your town

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo

He loves me I love you

Therefore vicariously he loves you

'I can make a Mr Hankey too

Well Kyle where is he

Uh he's coming

Come on dude Push

I'm trying'

Wait Wait I can see his head

Here he comes

HOWDY HO

I'm Mr Hankey the Christmas poo

Seasons greetings to all of you

Lets sing songs and dance and play

Now before I melt away

Here's a game I like to play

Stick me in your mouth and try to say

'Howdy ho ho yum yum yum

Christmas time has come

Sometimes he's runny sometimes he's firm

Sometimes he practically water

Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass

And wont fall in the toilet

Cos he's just clinging to your sphincter

And he wont drop off

And so you shake yourass around

And try to get it to drop in the toilet

And finally it does

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo

Christmas leaves he must leave too

Flush him down but he's never gone

His smell and his spirit lingers on

Howdy ho